Turks and 
                           Caicos is 
                           a British 
                           Overseas Territory 
                           consisting 
                           of two groups 
                           of sub-tropical 
                           islands in 
                           the West Indies. 
                           The larger 
                           Caicos Islands 
                           and the smaller 
                           Turks Islands 
                           are known 
                           for tourism 
                           and as an 
                           offshore financial 
                           center. Most 
                           of its 36,000 
                           inhabitants 
                           live on Providenciales 
                           Island, part 
                           of Caicos 
                           Islands.
                        The flight 
                           from Miami 
                           to Turks & 
                           Caicos was 
                           very short, 
                           only an hour 
                           and a half 
                           over beautiful 
                           scenery. If 
                           you plan to 
                           go anywhere 
                           in the Caribbean, 
                           be sure to 
                           fly during 
                           daylight hours 
                           and get a 
                           window seat!
                        If you check 
                           Google Earth 
                           (or Google 
                           Maps) for 
                           aerial images, 
                           you will see 
                           very old and 
                           outdated pictures. 
                           In 2008, the 
                           islands were 
                           struck by 
                           hurricane 
                           Ike - a bad 
                           category 4 
                           - which flattened 
                           Grand Turk 
                           Island and 
                           caused millions 
                           of dollars 
                           in damage 
                           on all the 
                           others. Thus, 
                           many hotels 
                           and housing 
                           were built 
                           after 2008, 
                           including, 
                           Grace Bay 
                           Suites, the 
                           hotel I booked 
                           (www.gracebaysuites.com). 
                           It is located 
                           in the center 
                           of the island 
                           which is perfect 
                           for exploring, 
                           close to the 
                           beach, restaurants 
                           and supermarket. 
                           The scooter 
                           rental was 
                           also within 
                           walking distance.
                        I had to switch 
                           my brain to 
                           Left-Side 
                           driving mode 
                           before taking 
                           the scooter 
                           to the eastern 
                           side, not 
                           far from the 
                           hotel. I thought 
                           a reasonable 
                           map would 
                           be available 
                           at the hotel, 
                           or if not, 
                           it wouldn't 
                           matter much 
                           since the 
                           island is 
                           quite small 
                           - only 40 
                           miles across. 
                           I was wrong 
                           - those free 
                           maps are very 
                           stylized and 
                           do not show 
                           all major 
                           streets. I 
                           got lost a 
                           few times 
                           but considering 
                           that I get 
                           lost in my 
                           hometown, 
                           it was not 
                           too bad.
                        I explored 
                           for land shells 
                           in new condominium 
                           construction 
                           areas. Parking 
                           the scooter 
                           inside one 
                           lot, I immediately 
                           saw a few 
                           dead Cerion 
                           on the ground. 
                           Huge ones! 
                           Farther on 
                           a walking 
                           path among 
                           trees, there 
                           were a few 
                           live specimens, 
                           some Hemitrochus 
                           and Helicina 
                           too. The east 
                           part of the 
                           island is 
                           more populated, 
                           so the streets 
                           and roads 
                           are not so 
                           bad. It was 
                           getting dark, 
                           so I returned 
                           to the hotel, 
                           planning to 
                           explore the 
                           other side 
                           the next morning.
                        The hotel 
                           was way nicer 
                           than I expected 
                           when booking 
                           it, considering 
                           the fact most 
                           other places 
                           on that area 
                           were charging 
                           up to $1,200 
                           a night. There 
                           was a small 
                           fridge, microwave 
                           and even free 
                           Internet – 
                           although out 
                           most of the 
                           time. Yet 
                           for a short 
                           period I was 
                           able to check 
                           Google Maps 
                           for possible 
                           snorkeling 
                           places. Too 
                           bad the images 
                           were so outdated... 
                           After a quick 
                           shower I went 
                           to the supermarket 
                           to purchase 
                           groceries 
                           for breakfast 
                           and a few 
                           bottles of 
                           water for 
                           the road.
                        The next morning, 
                           I went straight 
                           to the west 
                           side; took 
                           a wrong turn 
                           somewhere 
                           and wound 
                           up near the 
                           airport. I 
                           drove on unpaved 
                           roads going 
                           uphill looking 
                           for Cerion 
                           - and found 
                           some other 
                           species up 
                           there, different 
                           from those 
                           I had found 
                           previously.
                        After asking 
                           around, I 
                           finally found 
                           Millennium 
                           Highway which 
                           would take 
                           me to Northwest. 
                           I soon discovered 
                           that it was 
                           not paved 
                           all the way 
                           and wished 
                           I had rented 
                           an off-road 
                           motorcycle. 
                           The road was 
                           so bad at 
                           times that 
                           the mirrors 
                           got unscrewed! 
                           I started 
                           going very 
                           slow but that 
                           made it even 
                           worse, then 
                           increased 
                           speed to 35 
                           mph, which 
                           improved the 
                           shaking. If 
                           I would have 
                           hit a rock 
                           or hole, I 
                           would have 
                           flown over 
                           the handlebars.
                        Where the 
                           road split, 
                           some cars 
                           went to the 
                           right on a 
                           road that 
                           seemed slightly 
                           better than 
                           the left option 
                           so I followed. 
                           They were 
                           going to Northwest 
                           Point Resort 
                           - rates ranging 
                           from $250 
                           (low season) 
                           to $700, not 
                           very expensive 
                           compared to 
                           some hotels 
                           there.... 
                           But the road 
                           got worse... 
                           the only vehicles 
                           I saw were 
                           off-road quad 
                           bikes. But 
                           I managed 
                           to get to 
                           a spot which 
                           looked suitable 
                           for a snorkeling 
                           try. Nice 
                           place, crystalline 
                           water with 
                           some dark 
                           spots which 
                           I thought 
                           were rocks 
                           and coral. 
                           Wrong. It 
                           was sand and 
                           grass, not 
                           a single rock 
                           to turn! I 
                           did not find 
                           a single shell 
                           there. It 
                           might have 
                           been a nice 
                           spot for night 
                           snorkeling, 
                           but it was 
                           too far from 
                           the hotel. 
                           That’s 
                           a problem 
                           when I travel 
                           alone: I get 
                           very tired 
                           after snorkeling 
                           at night and 
                           I need someone 
                           to keep me 
                           awake on the 
                           way back. 
                           After one 
                           hour without 
                           a single shell, 
                           I drove to 
                           the west until 
                           it was no 
                           longer possible 
                           to ride the 
                           scooter - 
                           the sand got 
                           too deep.
                        Back at the 
                           hotel I had 
                           a very tasty 
                           sandwich and 
                           a beer. The 
                           manager told 
                           me where to 
                           find the best 
                           snorkeling 
                           places. He 
                           mentioned 
                           the far west 
                           part next 
                           to a resort 
                           and on the 
                           south. Also 
                           the National 
                           Park near 
                           the hotel 
                           - but of course 
                           I did not 
                           go there to 
                           avoid temptation 
                           and getting 
                           arrested...
                        Looking at 
                           Google Maps, 
                           the south 
                           seemed the 
                           closest place 
                           to try. Again, 
                           one third 
                           of the road 
                           was paved 
                           - the rest 
                           was awful... 
                           I could see 
                           the ocean 
                           from the road 
                           from some 
                           spots and 
                           there were 
                           rocks and 
                           coral! I parked 
                           inside a huge 
                           construction 
                           lot and found 
                           some very 
                           tiny Cerion. 
                           I put on my 
                           wetsuit and 
                           started snorkeling 
                           towards a 
                           small island 
                           about 400 
                           meters away. 
                           I found several 
                           species - 
                           common but 
                           nice. I climbed 
                           the small 
                           island hoping 
                           to find an 
                           isolated population 
                           of Cerion 
                           like the ones 
                           I found in 
                           the Bahamas, 
                           but there 
                           was not even 
                           a dead one. 
                           The view was 
                           fantastic 
                           though! I 
                           snorkeled 
                           around the 
                           island and 
                           found some 
                           other species 
                           such as Murex 
                           pomum, Fasciolaria 
                           tulipa and 
                           big Chitons 
                           on the splash 
                           zone behind 
                           the island. 
                           I also found 
                           huge Cittarium 
                           pica - luckily 
                           they were 
                           badly eroded 
                           and full of 
                           worm holes 
                           since I did 
                           not want to 
                           clean and 
                           carry. I found 
                           live Volvarina 
                           under the 
                           shallow rocks 
                           on my way 
                           back to shore. 
                           The main problem 
                           was capturing 
                           them before 
                           they ran away 
                           - those little 
                           guys run very 
                           fast!
                        I swear I 
                           wanted to 
                           do a night 
                           snorkel that 
                           night as this 
                           place was 
                           ideal for 
                           Olives and 
                           Marginellas. 
                           However, after 
                           I returned, 
                           had lunch 
                           (at 5:00 P.M.) 
                           and a hot 
                           shower, I 
                           was no longer 
                           that enthusiastic 
                           guy from a 
                           few hours 
                           ago and went 
                           to bed.
                        The next day 
                           was the last 
                           one - where 
                           to go? I asked 
                           the hotel 
                           manager if 
                           he knew some 
                           other places 
                           and a diver 
                           was talking 
                           to him. Both 
                           said the best 
                           place was 
                           in front of 
                           Amanyara Resort 
                           on the west 
                           coast (on 
                           that awful 
                           road I avoided 
                           earlier). 
                           They told 
                           me that usually 
                           the hotel 
                           does not allow 
                           non-guests 
                           to cross their 
                           property to 
                           use the beach 
                           but maybe 
                           I would be 
                           lucky and 
                           convincing 
                           enough so 
                           that they 
                           let me enter. 
                           I packed my 
                           stuff and 
                           drove again 
                           towards Millennium 
                           Road. I said 
                           the road to 
                           Northwest 
                           Point was 
                           bad. Well, 
                           to get to 
                           Amanyara it 
                           was much worse! 
                           And again, 
                           I took a wrong 
                           turn and ended 
                           on a very 
                           isolated rocky 
                           road which 
                           ended directly 
                           at a beach. 
                           Did I mention 
                           I never carry 
                           my cell phone 
                           when I intend 
                           to snorkel? 
                           Luckily I 
                           did not have 
                           any flat tire 
                           or other problem 
                           there, otherwise 
                           I would be 
                           waiting forever 
                           for help there.
                        I finally 
                           got to the 
                           resort and 
                           using my acting 
                           talent, I 
                           explained 
                           to the guy 
                           at the front 
                           gate that 
                           I wanted to 
                           visit the 
                           hotel for 
                           a future stay. 
                           He was nice 
                           - but at the 
                           same time 
                           said I would 
                           not be able 
                           to use the 
                           beach access 
                           unless I was 
                           a registered 
                           guest. I told 
                           him it did 
                           not matter 
                           and I wanted 
                           to check the 
                           hotel anyway. 
                           A staff member 
                           came to greet 
                           me and guided 
                           me around 
                           the hotel. 
                           I did not 
                           want to waste 
                           my time looking 
                           at rooms or 
                           anything else, 
                           as I was eager 
                           to check possible 
                           snorkeling 
                           spots and 
                           to find the 
                           possibility 
                           of using the 
                           beach access. 
                           But the lady 
                           was so nice 
                           that I went 
                           along and 
                           took a short 
                           tour. She 
                           took me to 
                           the "cheapest" 
                           room; a fantastic 
                           all glassed-in 
                           room, with 
                           a huge bed 
                           in the middle 
                           and an addition 
                           in the back 
                           with bathroom 
                           and other 
                           amenities. 
                           I asked whether 
                           it was not 
                           a bit exposed 
                           with all that 
                           glass - although 
                           surrounded 
                           by trees and 
                           private access 
                           to one of 
                           the water 
                           canals. She 
                           then pressed 
                           a button on 
                           a remote control, 
                           which lowered 
                           dark shades 
                           all around 
                           the place. 
                           The price? 
                           At low season 
                           it was only 
                           $1,200 a night! 
                           At least it 
                           included any 
                           drink from 
                           the small 
                           fridge at 
                           no charge! 
                           But that was 
                           the cheapest 
                           room. If you 
                           want privacy 
                           and take a 
                           few friends 
                           along, there 
                           is a 5 bedroom 
                           villa with 
                           its own pool 
                           at $15,000.00 
                           a night! (Here’s 
                           their website 
                           in case you 
                           have spare 
                           time and money 
                           http://www.amanresorts.com/amanyara/resort.aspx 
                           ). Remember, 
                           I mentioned 
                           that the other 
                           resort was 
                           not so expensive 
                           at $700 a 
                           night? Well, 
                           some guests 
                           at Amanyara 
                           use that hotel 
                           for their 
                           boat or jet 
                           crews. I didn't 
                           even bother 
                           to ask to 
                           use the beach 
                           because during 
                           the tour I 
                           could see 
                           the next beach 
                           entrance about 
                           500 meters 
                           from the hotel, 
                           where the 
                           sea even seemed 
                           calmer.
                        I remembered 
                           seeing a road 
                           to get there 
                           on the map 
                           - did I say 
                           road? Looked 
                           more like 
                           a minefield 
                           after all 
                           mines had 
                           exploded! 
                           I stopped 
                           on the top 
                           of the hill 
                           looking down 
                           the road. 
                           It was very 
                           steep and 
                           rocky - one 
                           mistake and 
                           I would end 
                           on the ground 
                           with very 
                           deep abrasions 
                           all over my 
                           body. I took 
                           a deep breath 
                           and carefully 
                           drove down 
                           the hill. 
                           After a short 
                           but very tense 
                           drive, I parked 
                           next to a 
                           hut where 
                           tourists were 
                           eating and 
                           drinking. 
                           Some were 
                           wearing snorkeling 
                           gear, so at 
                           least it was 
                           the right 
                           place.
                        I walked some 
                           distance to 
                           find a place 
                           to enter the 
                           water. It 
                           was tricky 
                           because the 
                           sea was very 
                           rough and 
                           I had to jump 
                           over rocks 
                           and coral 
                           between waves. 
                           The water 
                           was colder 
                           than at other 
                           places, but 
                           at least I 
                           did find some 
                           nice shells 
                           there. Four 
                           hours later 
                           I was very 
                           tired - not 
                           only from 
                           the snorkeling 
                           itself, but 
                           because the 
                           sea was so 
                           rough. As 
                           I was ready 
                           to leave, 
                           I turned one 
                           last rock 
                           and found 
                           a huge Conus 
                           cardinalis! 
                           It was dead 
                           but still 
                           very nice.
                        I packed all 
                           the gear and 
                           drove back 
                           to the hotel, 
                           hoping the 
                           scooter would 
                           survive the 
                           trip. It was 
                           good to have 
                           sunglasses 
                           along, even 
                           though it 
                           was getting 
                           dark. Bugs 
                           were attracted 
                           to the scooter 
                           lights and 
                           although it 
                           is not a good 
                           feeling to 
                           have flies 
                           and other 
                           bugs entering 
                           your nostrils, 
                           helmet and 
                           shirt - at 
                           least they 
                           did not hit 
                           my eyes!
                        On the last 
                           day I spent 
                           the whole 
                           morning packing 
                           and called 
                           a taxi to 
                           take me to 
                           the airport. 
                           I arrived 
                           early, and 
                           after checking 
                           the luggage, 
                           took a walk 
                           on a hill 
                           by the airport 
                           parking lot. 
                           I found some 
                           more Cerion 
                           – but 
                           I was sweating 
                           wearing jeans 
                           and shoes! 
                           Not mentioning 
                           the heavy 
                           backpack... 
                           My flight 
                           back to Miami 
                           was nice and 
                           beautiful 
                           - I made sure 
                           to have a 
                           window again!
                        P.S. No sea 
                           urchin accidents 
                           this time!
                        English 
                           check by John 
                           Wolff