| Living with the Coltros: A special experience 
                    by Laurent Gorissen | 
                  
                 
               
              
               
              During the last two shell shows in 
              Paris, I helped José manage his table at the bourse. I couldn’t 
              resist asking José if it would be possible to also “help” 
              him in Brazil. Then José made a serious mistake by inviting 
              me! So after finishing my research projects, I left the Netherlands 
              on December 31 for São Paulo and for a totally new and special 
              adventure.  
              One of my first impressions was 
                the extremely professional way that Femorale is organized. (NO 
                - I’M NOT BEING FORCED TO WRITE THIS, it’s my OWN 
                observation). This is actually very necessary because the handling 
                and cleaning of so many shells requires special skills. I never 
                saw such a large turnover of specimens. Until now I had been one 
                of the collectors receiving only perfectly clean and identified 
                material who had no idea of how much work is involved until a 
                shell gets to be so neat; now there I was allowed to clean my 
                favorite families (cowries and ovulids) and had a small taste 
                of how difficult it can be. 
              WELL, I am very happy that I’m 
                not a shell dealer, please let me explain.  
              For example, Cypraea arabicula has 
                a very narrow aperture, so getting the animal out is a hard and 
                frustrating task, especially when cleaning large numbers. You 
                need to use a needle and try to get hold of the animal which often 
                breaks into pieces or leaves some remaining inside of the shell….. 
                it is impossible to blast the animal out using a powerful jet 
                of water (and they have a high pressure hose). I didn’t 
                see any cowry-flesh eating ants in the lab, so don’t believe 
                on those reported fairy tales meat-eating ants. The most difficult 
                cowry to clean is Cypraea zebra! Check the pictures - a single 
                shell produces an incredible amount of slime and the shell becomes 
                impossible to handle as it gets very slippery, even the water 
                hose…..the boys in the lab got several free showers (so 
                that was a true “puta merda” moment – an expression 
                I learned very quickly from them). So for a zebra, I think they 
                should add an extra charge for cleaning them!  
              Besides seeing the business, the 
                most special part for me was living with Brazilian people and 
                especially with the Coltros. Every Brazilian I met was very open 
                and warm (compared to the more reserved Dutch, this was an eye-opener 
                for me). The Coltros and their friends are no exception. 
                There is never a dull moment, as José and Marcia really 
                love to have family and friends in their home and take good care 
                of everyone.  
              
              A true ritual happens every Saturday 
                morning: José goes to his little kingdom, the street market!! 
                José knows everyone and everyone knows him. In addition 
                to a talent for selecting the best shells for collectors, he is 
                also a true expert in picking out the best fruit, meat and vegetables 
                available at this market. That’s also why I really loved 
                Brazilian FOOD prepared in their home. José warned me that 
                I should be prepared to gain some weight, well I did gain some 
                (5 kilos), but based on the amount I ate, it should have been 
                closer to 100 kg……..ehm I fear some kind of tapeworm 
                living inside me also enjoyed all the good food. 
              I was there in February, and it 
                was carnival time! Luckily Thais (José’s and Marcia’s 
                daughter) was there to give me the appropriate beauty treatment: 
                a tiger face! Well I must admit you need some imagination to recognize 
                it. During carnival, José celebrated his birthday, together 
                with his special friend Luiz Viscardi…….they had a 
                surprise party with all the dancers from a Carnival school, singers, 
                and a huge barbeque. For sure, they know how to party and make 
                a superb barbeque!  
              And now my last and most extraordinary 
                discovery: you always thought that José and Marcus were 
                answering your e-mails and identifying shells… No - it is 
                Thais!!!!!!!!!! OK she is only 4 and already CEO of Femorale, 
                taking care of everything! You might not believe me, well luckily 
                I have the pictures! 
              Many, many thanks to José 
                & Marcus and the employes of Femorale, for having me at the 
                office. I really enjoyed working with them all. Special thanks 
                to José & Marcia for having me in their home for such 
                a long time. 
                
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